As if. Does America need Iowa? For What? Amusement, really. It's winter, people are stuck inside for months; nothing to do. TV is old hat. The dog is asleep. Your bank account is meek and mild after December's splurge. So, we might as well caucus. Oh, Lord, do we have to listen to Bernie? And Hillary. Really. Is she going to have the strength to make it to November? Look at her eyes-tired already. And Trump.
Oh, Lord, spare us from the Donald. Why can't he be content with his hotels and casinos and wives? Too much money; too much ego. And that mouth of his. Megyn Kelly of FOX News made the Donald squirm and twitch. Too good looking for the Donald to ignore. So, he did the right thing by avoiding her incisive questioning and stayed away from the last televised debate.
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| Megyn Kelly of FOX |
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| The Donald w/ teeth, Simpsons, Tyson |
Then the Cruzer. Oh, please, spare us from Ted. Now he's in 1st Place and has displaced the Trumpeter. And Marco is a close 3rd. Where's the "Dark Horse" candidate? Somebody please wake up the dark horse and tell him the race is on. Ben Carson has gone back to Florida to change clothes. Kasich is flying home to Ohio, nice try. Jeb. Jeb? Where is the well -heeled Bush candidate? Back in Texas getting some advice? Or in Florida getting some sun?
New Hampshire looms large in one week's time. This is Bernie country and Hillary knows it. So, she's willing to give him the Granite State's primary. Then it's on to South Carolina, a gun-toting Republican strong hold with more than a few old time Dems to spice things up. Who knows where the election is going- the pundits are confused, bewildered, and worried.
It's going to be a fun summer. Don't miss it.
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