Jamie D. Vance, Author

       Well, Trumpie again grabbed some headlines. As the Repulsican Convention begins and his toadies line up to kiss his big fat ass, the RNC has engineered a high profile talking point when Trumpie announced his choice for the Vice-President's name on the ticket: James Vance, Senator from Ohio. Chubbie-faced, bewhiskered, former Ivy-leaguer, lawyer, some kind of veteran, and best-selling author. And that's not the half of it.

      He's a noted flip-flopper! One of the best at that game. Media outlets all over town are flashing his speeches when he denounced Trumpie.  Called him unfit. (2016+++). And then he was struck by an invisible light, guided by the Almighty, a light that removed the shadows and shades that "clouded" his Ivy League-trained brain. Now he could "SEE" the truth, God's truth in the MAGA movement. So, then, after several seconds of reflection, he hopped down to Mar-A-MAGA to ask/beg forgiveness.

     His efforts were rewarded with a 'ticket' on the 'train' back on track now as a full time supporter of the "Thomas" he doubted a short time before. He even had some great support among Trumpie influencers like Elon M.(who recently  endorsed Trumpie, as if he was an influencer). Then he was elected to the Senate; now he was someone with critical support where it counts: among the cabal of twisted Brains who have sway over legislation( for awhile). Then Flip Flopper was cast as a possible running mate; after vetting by Stephen Miller, et.al., James V. was announced as the VP. He will 40 years of age soon, but don't give him all the credit his lawyer wife has been pushing him behind the scenes from her law office in San Francisco where the family has lived for a number of years. (She quit her job there on the day of the announcement.) Ah, San Francisco, such a dichotomy of political influence and purpose: on the face -demonstrably liberal; but behind the face, critically conservative in a decisive way:$$$$$$.  

        So the May-September(or November) wedding is now complete. Trumpie can groom the Flip Flopper into his own image and wait for his young son to gain more experience in MAGA thought.