Of course, Jamie thought he could handle it-the media/Press. He wrote a memoir(who does that @ age 32?-ans. Narcissus, that's who). So, he's in the public eye(s): a senatorial candidate and ultimate winner of a seat, representing the State of Ohio, despite being a resident of San Francisco where his wife worked until a month ago.
He's on the campaign trail; a new path, divergent from the former path that had two old geezers wobbling around the country, scaring little children and a few grand parents, too. Jamie figured this would be a cake walk, eezy-peezy. Old Joe would be humbled, the Dems also humiliated for putting Old Joe through the wringer. And then-lightning struck- Dems worked the back rooms, the back doors, the back of the room. Nancy, Chuck, Obama, Jimmy Carter, Barbara Boxer, all put their best efforts together and Joe withdrew from the campaign, stating it was time to turnover the reins to the next generation: Kamala Harris' generation. She is the new face of the Democratic Party running for the White House in 2024.
So Jamie doesn't have to worry about debating Kamala; now he faces an unknown. However, one can expect he'll face someone with a lot more experience; someone whose resume wasn't plumped up by a tech billionaire; someone who knows where he stands, then and now. Someone who's not a chameleon, wandering the environment, adapting as necessary to conditions as they are encountered. His adoptive father, Trumpie will now question his choice for VP. He will probably dump Jamie before the election and pickup a woman VP who can stand up to Kamala.
Which Democratic governor will Jamie have to debate? There's a few. But the most likely opponent will be: Mark Kelly. Good luck going up against this man. Jamie will cower like a hillbilly caught tapping Daddy's moonshine barrel. Jamie didn't know which daddy, so that never happened.
And, oh, those speeches? Computers have them all, and they will be replayed, endlessly until he is defeated and sent back to his seat. Maybe he'll find work as a lawyer, but w/o legal experience he might just end up shuffling his wife's legal briefs from her home office somewhere in Ohio, not San Francisco.
Jamie, get a shave.
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