Hey, Mr. Putin, what now for all your little Russyans in Kaliningrad on the Baltic Sea? You know, the tiny outpost of Mother Russya stolen at the end of WW II when your hero, Master Murderer Josef Stalin, grabbed everything he could as the Nazi regime was destroyed in those final days? Well, it seems that the bridge over Lithuania has been closed to Russyan transportation modes from the homeland to the port city. My, my. Sounds like the same game Mad Vlad is playing in the Black Sea port of Odesa, where ships are corralled by the Russyan Black Sea fleet. The ships are loaded with agricultural products from Ukraine that are destined for countries around the world. Now the Kremlin is putting additional squeeze on the global food chain in retaliation for the West's sanctions on Russya because---------------------------------------Russya invaded a sovereign nation without provocation and has been murdering civilians at a record rate because it can! Oh, Vlad, why? Why? Did your father abuse you as a child? Did your Momma cut off love too early and send you away to some cold, dark place? Or perhaps you were born w/o the height gene and have been angry and ashamed ever since? Or did your early training as a KGB lackey drone ingrain attitudes that have been impossible to shake? Well, whatever. Yes, you can threaten Lithuania, but don't forget: IT'S A NATO MEMBER.
Have a nice day, Kremlinites.
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