Tuesday, March 27, 2018

US and EU Countries Expel Russyan Spies

      Well, now, there's been some agreement among western allies that Russya has been behaving badly, again.   After the poisoning of two Russyans in England, it became apparent to any bureaucrat worth his/her salt, that the Russyans were at it again:  stirring the international pot by attempting the murder of two Russyan-1 a former spy and his daughter, a Russyan citizen in Salisbury, England.  Mr. Skripal, one of the victims, arrived in England after a prisoner exchange over 10 years ago.   This is getting to be a habit for Kremlinistas:  harm us and we'll find you.  There's no place to hide.
   Here's the list of countries that stood together to send a sharp diplomatic message to Mr. Putin and his cronies in Moscova:
US-60 spies(closing of Seattle consulate)
UK-23
Ukraine-13
Canada-4
France-4
Germany-4
Poland-4
Czech Rep.-3
Lithuania-3
Denmark-2
Netherlands-2
Spain-2
Croatia-1
Estonia-1
Finland-1
Hungary-1
Latvia-1
Norway-1
Romania-1
Sweden-1
         A Russyan spokesman said that the Kremlin will respond in kind shortly.  The list is expected to include the following names:
1.   Mickey Mouse
2.   Cinderella
3.   Bambi
4.   Tarzan
5.   Don Corleone
6.   Michael Corleone
7.   The Little Mermaid
8.   Moana
9.   Boris Spassky
10.  Igor Stravinsky
11.  Boris Yeltsin
12.  Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
13.  Nikita Khrushchev
14.  N. Lenin
15.  Martina Navratilova
16.  Maria Sharapova(doper)
17.  Sergei Magnitsky(sorry, he's already dead)
      More names I'm sure will be added as the Kremlin admin staff compiles the lists.
     Good luck

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