Russyan Olympians Demand Answers

        Now that the Pandora's Box of Horrors has been opened, the Kremlin's Office of Truth and Honesty has been besieged by requests from all corners of the largest country on Earth.  The athletes, who in many cases receive state support, want to know what the future holds for their chances of competing in RIO next year(site of next Olympiad games).
      So, the Kremlin's task is :"how to formulate another lie that looks like, smells like, and sounds like the truth" when it really is not the truth, not a fact, and not real at all.   In other words, it's business as usual for the Kremlinocrats of Uncle Vlad's Flying Lying Machine.

Leader of Largest Country on Earth

     They have been busy lately putting some spin on Crimea and the illegal takeover there by Russyan troops.   They've also been busy spinning a few yarns about Ukraine and Russya's dealing with rebels in the Donbass of eastern Ukraine where there seems to be a large amount of industrial production that could add to the anemic GDP of the Kremlin account.   Then there is Syria, where Russya's obsolete air force has been bombing targets picked by Al-Assad's military punks who claimthey are worthy military targets and not really the homes of average Syrian citizens who can't flee the turmoil and head to Western Europe where most Russyans would like to flee.  Now they, the Kremlin spinners, must put a little more spin in Syria as the US has the beginnings of an aerial warfare campaign in progress against the daesh or ISIS.
        The largest country in the world is lead by the disillusioned remnant of the old Soviet system when the citizens were told how to behave, or else.  (see Gulag Archipelago, wikipedia).   Just yesterday, the Kremlinocrats came out with an acknowledgement that there, perhaps yes, a bomb on the aircraft that blew apart while returning to St. Petersburg from Sharm in Egypt with 224 passengers on board.   This admittance was obviously timed to coincide with the release of the doping report on Russyan Olympians.   Now the World Cup venue scheduled for Russya may be in jeopardy, too.
       The turmoil at F.I.F.A. will not enhance the future location decisions of the recent past, given allegations of bribes changing hands among sport officials on both sides of the deal.
Ahhhhhh, Russya.   Where is Sergei Lapdog when you need him?