High Flying Russyan Jet Shot Down

      Mr. Putin.  Mr. Putin, can you hear us?  We are Turks in Turkey.  We warned you about flying in our airspace.  Repeated violations cannot /will not be tolerated.   The old jet we shot down w/ its pilot was not authorized by us and was warned repeatedly.  You ordered him to violate our airspace.
     Horse on you; horse on him.   Maybe you will give him a proper burial; unlike the poor serfs who died fighting your efforts in Ukraine who you claimed to their families that they committed suicide.  So Russyan, so Putinist.
     Oh, yes, Turkey is a member of NATO- the classic Russyan "Bogeyman".   Now you can tell your house organs to spew some more blather to the serfs of Moscova, St. Petersburg, and Vladivostok(wherever that is).
     So, the largest country on earth continues on its pathetic path to irrelevance.
Now about that meeting with Iran's Ayatollah- did you discuss the price of oil with the old goat?  Or maybe you discussed how long you would support Al Assad and his Syrian madmen?  Cute photo of you two:  possible captions-
1. Did you smell that one? 
2. What should I do with Snowden?
or
 3. Where is Rezian and how long is he going to kept in Jail?
 4. What crime was he convicted for?  Secularism?  What you did is soooooo Russyan.  I like it.       
 5.  Reminds me of what I did with "Pussyriot".   Sorry, didn't mean to say the 'P' word.