My, my. Where was the Rus air defense system? Stoned on cheap vodka? Probably. It is well known that most Rus peoples consume prodigious amounts of the state-sponsored white liquid, or white gas as it is also known. So, a big surprise came over the landscape this week as Ukrainian sourced drones descended on Rus airbases and bomber bases scattered over the vast Siberian plain.
In a highly complex operation, Ukrainian armed drones invaded Rus aircraft bases and destroyed some of the most expensive aircraft in the country. It has been reported that over 30% of the Rus bomber command was destroyed by the attacks. None of the drones were shot down or otherwise destroyed before carrying out their assigned missions. The method used to deploy these assets is the stuff of legend. This story will enter the mystique of Ukraine for generations. The bold concept required top secret plans; it required timing; dispersal, imagination; use of intelligence gathered over time and place; and involved many, many Rus themselves who were duped by their own slovenly habits of money grubbing policies fostered by elites in the Kremlin.
Ultimately, responsibility for the success of the attacks falls on the Kremlin and its warren of boobs and drunken boot lickers and ass kissers(no lacking of these types in Moskva.) The generals in charge of defense: where were they? In a posh dacha by the lake? Eating caviar in Crimea? At the stock exchange placing large bets on Nvidia? Or maybe they were down south vic. Kursk or the Donetst region looking for more Ukrainian children to kidnap and take home to their barren wives.
Seems the Ukrainian secret services and intel folks have been working for awhile on the operation. The operation required them to enlist the aid of----Rus truckers! These same Russyan truckers would be the delivery agents for the armed drones that would take out the bomber fleet while they were parked on the aprons of the airbases. The drones were packed in wooden crates that had been altered. These wooden crates had hidden compartments built in that housed the drones. The lids were electrically wired to respond to remote signals from Ukraine. When arriving at the assigned target, the crates opened and the drones were activated and descended directly to their targets completely unopposed. No one detected the operation until it was over, planes destroyed, reputations destroyed, and Ukraine puts another number in the win column. How about that, VOVA? Gone is $8 billions of your air forces. Hmmmm. Maybe time to shake up the old guard. Maybe time to end the invasion of your small neighbor that refuses to surrender. Maybe your bromancer in the White House will start secondary sanctions against your oil purchasers you depend on. Get ready, Vlady, shit is going to fly in your direction.
All Hail Volodymyr Zelensky, a Hero of the World of the 21st Century.
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