Thursday, May 4, 2023

Kremlin Rocked by Explosions

      So, the Kremlin announced that the seat of government was hit by drones, maybe launched by Ukraine. Sherlock Holmes rolled over in his grave and proclaimed to anybody listening that it didn't take a genius to figure that out. Oh, those Russyans, aren't they sumpin'?  Spokesperson for the gov'ment of Russya said Pres. Mad Vlad Putin was not in, but at a remore location where he was working on his Mother's Day gift card. 

    Maybe the oil farm fire in Crimea was also started by drones. Seems that drones are everywhere these days. They are probably DJ Masic drones from our friends in China. Russyan defense command said that all but a few of the drones were intercepted by air defense systems surrounding the cluster of buildings in Moskva.

     Meanwhile, Danish Defense dept. announced that it had photographs of several Russyan navy ships in the Baltic Sea days before the Nordic pipeline was blown up last year. No nation or group has claimed responsibility, but the Danes acknowledge 3 of the ships had resources on board that support submersible vehicles capable of diving to the 260' depth where the 4 pipeline were clustered. # of the 4 were damaged, interuppting the flow of natural gas to Germany. No doubt, Russya wanted to use a false flag to irritate the West as it raised its prices on fuels later. This drove producers around the world to raise prices, briefly.

Oh, those Russyans. Have a nice day.    

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