Hi! We're Russyan soldiers sent here to control the Nazi hordes. Have you seen any? What does a Nazi look like? You know, German. They look like Germans: square jaws, blue eyes, blond hair, 6 feet tall, straight teeth, polished nails, nice uniforms(grey or white, depending on season). So, we are here in Ukraine to save the citizens from being overrun and tortured by Nazis. That's our mission: saviors of the Ukrainian people. Oh, wait a minute. There is no "Ukrainian people". We were told you are,in fact, like us, or you are us. We are you and you are us. Hmmm. Well, that's what General Gerasimov said when he told us to shoot all Nazis we see. Sorry about your dead family. War is hell. Tomorrow will be better: No Nazis. You should cheer us, since we're all Russyans. Don't be angry about losing your house, your town, your schools, your hospitals, your neighbors, your car(s), your livelihood. Mother Russya will provide as she always has. Mr. Putin, our Leader, guarantees your future. Send him thanks.
Be Happy.
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