Electric clown car Tesla has seen its stock take a hit. Its value has halved in the past year. How can this be? And the company is offering rebates for the first time. Elon, what are you going to do about this? People are losing faith in your disruption activities. And don't send out those ridiculous 'tweets'claiming all is under control. You have no cred' anymore. You are boardering on another SBF tale. No, not quite, but your reputation is on a downward trend, to be sure. Where are the long lines outside of Tesla dealerships? Hmmmm.
The consumer is sooooooo fickle. I'll do this: a new marketing program: buy 1 Tesla electric car, get another for free. Works for ground coffee, why not e-cars? Wait, a computer took over the braking system? Caused a crash? A recall coming? What is happening, Elon? Time to quit smoking top shelf canna-gummies in your pipe?
Happy New Year, Elon. Sell.
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