Ukraine Descends into Quagmire for Russya

        Well, 5'4" of Madness gave his Victory speech yesterday. It was received with mild approval by the invitation-only crowd of thoughtless robot-like cronies who no doubt were ordered to show up or lose their Kremlin bennies and get a dose of Novichuk. As the Mayor mentioned, the "parade" of symbols that passed in review was less a demonstration than an indication that all is not well down south. Hmmmmmm. Little Man has not experienced this much of a setback on his path to restore the current Federation to a semblance of the old Soviet-style, Commie Wonderland. Ok, Chechnya is a small place. Georgia is another small place. Ukraine: not so small.  Lots of trained fighters there. And, also, Ukraine leadership seems to be solid, courageous, and well supported by the populace.

       Oh, it's not going well? We know why says 5'4'': the West, the Ovest, those people whose names I won't mention, like the dude in prison whose name I won't mention(A. Navalny for the record). So they sunk a ship, but only 1. What's a ship, really, on balance: a floating home for a few young guys who cry themselves to sleep every night because they miss their Mommas. We have more, you better believe it. Those evil doers in the West better watch out; I'm starting to get angry. I might have to call in the Mongols; remember them? They helped in our hour of need against the Nazi invaders in the Great Patriotic War. Yes, they are still available and better equipped than those pretenders in Ukraine. Now about the talk of war crimes: how can there be war crimes if there's no war?, I ask you. My friends, the West is trying to confuse the fence sitters by asserting that there are crimes like murder, rape, pillaging going on in Ukraine. These are lies, lies, lies. Trust me as you have these past 22 1/2 years, and hopefully, another 22 years( I want to see my twins grow up, like any father).  Our special military action is succeeding beyond our dreams. Soon the special military action will conclude with complete success and the southern terrain will again join our shield of protection against the West and its liberal progressive Sodom and Gomorrah.

    Have a nice day.