Who's the fairest of them all? That's the question Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin put to the large mirror in the Kremlin outside his office door, placed there so Vlad could ensure that his tie is straight and his hair is combed and in its proper place on the pate. The answer from the god in the mirror: "Why Alina, the mother of your children." Whereupon the 5'4" dictator went into a foot-stomping rage, pulled out his Samsung phone, pulled up his personal revenge app, and made a few taps. Within seconds, as Vlad fled the scene, a roar was heard that became louder and louder until a crash was heard followed by another as the mirror on the wall shattered and collapsed to the floor. "Take that, you miserable mirror liar", was heard off in a distant Kremlin corridor.
And so, the war in Ukraine continues. The EU is about ready to ban Russyan oil and gas from the continent. Replacement supplies will be difficult to ramp up, and many countries that are dependent on Federation O & G will pass on new, more expensive products prices will experience some short term pain at the pump. The steel plant in Mariupol has finally been evacuated with those Ukrainians cowering in its bowel for weeks have been released to an unknown fate.
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