Russyan Trollope Pleads Guilty

Maria Butina- Loves Guns and American University

     Her case slid under the radar for only a couple of years.  The 30 year old Russyan born genius came to the USA on a visa to get educated at an American university.  During her studies, she embraced several institutions, among them the National Rifle Organization, the right wing group of crazies that adhere to bizarre interpretations of the Constitutions.  She enjoyed certain notoriety based on her gender, her age, and her willingness to rub shoulders with politicians of the republican party,the party currently in power in the White House and Congress(the House will go to Democrats in January after a stinging defeat in November).
    Her brilliance was accepted across the board and her Russyan accent only enhanced her credibility.  While traipsing about the country, she engaged various right wing groups, Republicans included.  All her information gathering assisted her efforts to inform her bosses in the Kremlin where her status as informant reigned high. She was the perfect plant:  young, of average appearance, aggressive, hungry, relatively intelligent, bold, and dedicated to rise up through the ranks of her organization-the FSB.
      Now that her case has been settled in the USA, she can look forward to many lucrative assignments when she finally returns to the largest country in the world:  Putinlandia.