Friday, August 1, 2025

Earth Shaking News from Russya Far East

    So, some subduction activity on the Russyan PAcific Coast rattled the area. Tsunami sirens lurched into action, notifying the drunken population that: "Something happened. Whoooooo". What was it? A kremlin operative of the FGSB blew farts out his ass?

   The Tsunami never amounted to much, anywhere. But some coasties did head for the top floors of their condos in Florida and Hong KOng and Tokyo.

More vodka please, Vlad. More potatoe based liquor to stop the pain. 

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