So, the generals running the Kremlin's Special Operations in Ukraine needed some manpower to counterattack the incursion of Ukrainian troops into the Kursk region of the Motherland. A shockinh development. The generals were ordered by Mad Vlad to attack this insult. What happened? Nothing. No manpower available. Remember, the Rus invaded their neighbor 1000 days ago. Yes, 1000 days ago. It has cost thr Kremlin hundreds of thousands of young men from a country that doesn't have very many young men left to expend their lives for a MAD MAN. So, what to do?
Call Kim Un, now. "Kim, I need a division pronto, price is no object." Ok, Vladdy, I'll give the order soon. The price: oil, lots at a favorable price, below Saudi price. Ok. done. SO Kim sends 10,000 North Koreans to Russya ready for action. Wait, they don't speak Rus. Ok, add a few Russyans to each unit for communications. Done. Now we have North Koreans dancing around in Kursk. Those North Koreans liek the fresh air, something they've never experienced. Some like the geography, so different that the peninsula with its hills and valleys and stinking weather and stinking Dear Leader. Oh, to be free of the dear Leader. yes, we still have the in house assassins watching us but we are here, not there.
As a result, Old Joe freed up some requested rocket munitions for Volodymyr which he promptly put to good use, raining some steel on to the heads of the North Korean conscripts digging around in the Ukrainian black soil. But now the Rus generals have the manpower to counterattack the intrusion. Never mind that the war has dragged on for 1000 days.(This means that MAd Vlad is 1000 days closer to the end of 'his' time, which is coming faster than even he anticipated). Oh, and he's trotted out the 'nuclear option' pony for the scaredy cats. Clear indication that he's losing it.
Wrlcome to the "new Russya".
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