Well, Sports Fans, get ready for the new "Big Game". The Single Party State of California has entered into the modern world of "Fantasy Politics". Lets define fantasy politics, that is: a period of political activities run by imagined methods and laws based disproportionately on unrealistic goals paid for with dream-like tax revenues enhanced by funds created by outside parties(Feds) who agree or support all the programs dreamed up by politicians who owe debts to voters in their respective districts who have lobbied for financial budget considerations in their favor. Whoo, What a definition, a real mouthful. Not exactly Noah Webster, but close. It's only Tuesday, but the week's list of those who will receive funds keeps getting longer by the minute. Governor Gruesom can't sleep at night because his mind is alive with plans to send billions all over the fruited(literally) plains of California.
Where to start on the List? Hmmmmmm. What has been announced. Let's start at the top. $100 billion to spend. Ready, set, go, Gavin. Schools: a record $14,000 per pupil spending -a record for the state. State law requires 62% be spent on education-his hands were tied on this one. That leaves about $38 billions for grownups. Next: MediCal for all UNDOCUMENTED residents over age 60(get ready ICE). The state's already stressed healthcare system will need more doctors immediately and health care corporations will have to hire more accountants to tally up the anticipated profits as a result. Kaiser Health will have to build more hospitals starting this week.
Next, homelessness will be a large focus, or do you prefer unhoused, as the libs now offer up to their 'woke' pals in Sacramento. Perhaps SoCAl beaches will be able to breathe again after the occupants of the tents along the boardwalks will be taken to their new condos paid for by the taxpayers(sometime in the future of America). Perhaps every hotel operating in the red over the period of the pandemic will be bought or leased by the state to house the newly unhoused(recent arrivals by boat/bus/airplane/foot) Get ready ICE.
Gavin Gruesom will face a recall soon, so he has decided to placate all voters with: their own tax dollars. By law, he must return A PORTION of taxes paid by Californians when the amount excedes a certain percentage. (by 2023) Yea, we'll get money back. In addition, middle income taxpayers will get checks for $1,100 by next Monday. Yea, Gov. Gavin Gruesom, the bestest most loving governor in history. (poor John Cox, not rich enough to overcome Gruesom's windfall). I'm going to buy the biggest chainsaw ever to clear "defensible" space around everything, even the doghouse. I'll burn through chains by the hour. I will hire sawyers to keep the chain hot for the summer, night and day. Gavin: send us more chains, please.
Next: Want to make movies? The film industry will experience a resurgent atmosphere in California. Big financial incentives to bring back the business(including the departed porn industry that left the scene over condoms). Soon, the sound trucks and the dollie movers will begin sprouting like weeds all over LA. Let the good times roll. Whoever thought we'd be back to the good times so soon? Good bye, Donald, Hello $$$$$$$$$$$$$. Wheeeeeeeee. Pandemic? Schpandemic. Democrats in the White House . Note the difference. The Republicans will never recover, ever. It's over for fiscal restraint. The Fed will keep interest rates at zero forever. Inflation? Forget it. Gone forever. Stocks? New records every week. Electric vehicles=everywhere.
I'm exhausted. It's too, too much. I guess I'll just have to accept that the rules of living the good life have changed-forever? Now I have to change, too. Spending restraints? Old thinking. Saving for a 'rainy' day? Pathetic thinking. Live for TODAY. Live. Live. Live.
Tahoma will become the Queen of the West Shore. Homes for the homeless, new businesses will open up: boom times have landed. Enjoy the MOMENT.
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