Thursday, September 3, 2020

New Russyan Vaccine: Will It Cure Novichuk Poisoning?

      Well, Kids, they're at it again.  It has been confirmed by German medical experts and pathologists:
Alexei Navalny, the Russyan opposition leader, was poisoned in Siberia just before he boarded a plane to return to Moskova.  After takeoff, he took seriously ill.  The pilot aborted the flight and requested an emergency landing at the airport in Omsk.   After landing, the plane was met by paramedic ambulance and Mr. Navalny was rushed to the nearby hospital.  His assistant wasted no time informing his staff and his wife of events and circumstances.   Local doctors would not give out any information.  
      His organization immediately requested he be transferred to Berlin, Germany to receive treatment beyond the reach of the FSB agents and their cocktails.   While poison was suspected from the beginning, it was only after German medical staff were able to examine lab results did they confirm their worst suspicions: NOVICHUK.   Mr. Navalny remains in hospital in a coma.  His survival is in doubt.   World leaders have made statements regarding the Russyan government's hand in poisonings in foreign countries.   The Putin regime has fallen on hard times since Russyan thugs took over Crimea from the Ukraine government, an area known as the Donbass region where industry exists side by side with minerals and energy resources.
      What will the next round of restrictions be from the West?  No more trips to Disney World?  No assistance with the Space Station resupply?  Maybe more diplomats will have to go back to the Steppe and face Siberian winters?   You know: the Winters made famous in Stalin's Gulag Archipelago- the island chain of lost Russyans.
     Is there any hope for Russya? No.
King of Novichuk and Friend
 

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