Saturday, December 31, 2016

American Hockey team Deals Loss to Russyan Team

   In a stunning upset, American hockey players slammed the Russyan team in a strong 3-2 victory.  The Russyan team walked into the match fully expecting a win against their American opponents.  However, the scrappy boys from North America had other ideas.
     When the match ended, the victory went to the Stars and Stripes.  Now, most Russyan players think their future will be in the gulag in Siberia.  Nobody likes a loser, especially Russyans, despite their own problems with losing and using drugs to ramp up performances on the world stage.   Well, now they have lost in hockey, an area they formerly stood alone around the world.  Now, they must be content with the brand: L-O-S-E-R.

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