Ricyp Erdogan wants to be a player in Asia and Europe. He wants to maintain his pivotal role as the most in demand in the region. He wants people to respect him. He wants recognition as "The MAN".
The MAN wants F-35's: state of the American art of stealth fighters. Not cheap, either. So, What does Trumpie need to close the sale of these little planes? Ok, tell him we'll support his takeover of Greenland. Tell him we like the idea of invading Iran to fix their economy. Tell him we don't like Jerome Powell either. Tell him Christy Noem is not welcome in Turkiye. Tell him PAm Bondi is not going to get any Christmas cards this year. Tell him we'll approve 12 trump Resorts/golf course. Tell him I'm studying English everyday.
Tell him we'll admit 10,000 Slovenian refugees. Oh, tell him I'm playing golf and aspire to play with POTUS. Tell him Kash Patel has any access he wants in our secret police files. Tell him I own crypto coins, crypto tokens, crypto underwear, crypto trading cards, crypto internet memes, everything crypto. I'll sell him my own crypto at a bargain price. Tell him he looks very healthy; healthier than me.
Just get the jets. Pay in oil, gold, silver, lithium, carrots, diamonds, whatever. I need those planes to protect the country from invaders from ........
Don't tell Putin either about the sale. He'll want to muscle in and scotch the deal. Tell him I'll admit more RE sales to Rus elites over the next year. Tell him I'll invest in Crimea, big time.
Tell Trumpie we love the "Big Bad Beautiful Bill". And of course, tell him me and the wife look forward to attending a dance party at the 'new' White House ball room.
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