Honeypot: Word For the Week

    so, all over Beijing(Peiping) high 5's are cracking like bull whips.  Security teams are laughing heartily as the Western hoards consume ample media coverage of an age old story: attractive young female attracts interest of wealthy(beyond wealth) executive. Oh, and she has the same surname; how cute, how fake, how spy-like.

      Jensen Huang, co-founder of NVIDIA, probably a trillionaire by most measures, has had his share of publicity in the recent past. Now that publicity has turned the proverbial corner. In fotos, he's not smiling with head up; he's looking down, unsmiling as pundits rake him over burning coals of notoriety. Observers are familiar with this stance. Lately, we've come to accept this posture as that of the crestfallen, dejected, rejected, heart broken formerly respected individual. We see the scowls, the wrinkled brow, the sluggish moves, the regret. The features remind us of our youth when inexperience tripped up our meager plans to surge to the front of the pack. Now, a setback.

       Nvidia will be shaken, executives will chatter, subordinates will quiver and shake, hoping for a cushioned blow to the "Leader" of all things Nvidia.  Pundits have lots of other topics to dig into(Blue Wave, etc), and in this era, topics are fleeting on a good day.  How about Alice the Honeypot?

      Well, as an agent for Beijing(Peiping), Alice will enjoy her 15 minutes of fame, and then join others who've had 15 minutes at her age. She'll have stories to relate to ........children? Grand children? Mom and Dad? Xi JP?  Jimmy Lai? Sports Illustrated Swim Suit edition editors? Playboy? Playgirl? PornHub editors? Hmmm. What are the mullahs of Iran thinking?

HONEYPOT-shmartpot. 

Oval Welcomes New Face

      White House security staff welcomes a familiar face today(and a shiny dome,too).  Former deputy director of Homeland Security Stephen Miller rolled his electronic devices into the core position outside the Oval Office as his new position is at the door to the Oval. 

      Of course, this desk is seen by all as the most powerful in the US government as all who enter the Oval must check in with this director of policy: who enters here must be assigned by the Chief of Staff: him, Stephen Miller.

      He brings 2 years of high profile experience that he gathered as head of immigration security, or as he was known as the "MAN" in charge of immigrants' lives, present and future. Soounds benign, but as those with a pulse know, he managed to upend hundreds of thousands of foreign asylum seekers, refugees of all types, legal and illegal. He monitored the behavior of I.C.E., the enforcement arm of immigration offices.

     Never let it be said he shirked his duties. Did he ever sleep? Some think not: he was always on duty, no matter time or place. Now, he'll have some time, such as when the POTUS is traveling without him. Oh, he'll be traveling some, too. POTUS Chief of staff is always 'on duty'. One suspects the role is filled by someone who works without rest, ever.

     Stephen Miller instills fear among supplicants, lobbyists, Congressmen, wives, children, foreign diplomats, foreign heads-of-state, and don't overlook Commies. It will be hard for a Commie to get into the Oval to ask for a little more energy, a little more natural gas, or a pipeline to somewhere. Oh, and thoise newly elevated Dems: ha,ha,ha,ha: good luck Progressive scum. How about AOC-will she come to the Chief of Staff desk and ask for an audience with POTUS? Sure, she will enjoy getting the boot so she can enliven her media posts with heartfelt dejection, rejection, and objection. That toothy smile and her redder than red lips will reverberate across the plain. Lovely.

      Mr. Miller will no longer be in the background; now, high profile. Maybe he will see himself with more possibilities than he saw in the prior post. Perhaps Mr. Miller will seek more "elevation". It happens. Look and Mad Vlad, former KGB Lt. Colonel, and now Dictator -in-Chief of the largest country in the world in charge of an army that has been fighting Ukrainians for almost 5 years. Maybe Stephen Miller sees himself in a similar role.

Time will tell. Have a nice day , first day on the job as Chief of Staff. Well done , Stevie.

 

 

 

 

  

French Fries Continue

    So, more European protests. TAke PAris. Students, workers, retirees. All want more.   Hmmmmmm. Democracy in action. Voters know that protests cause leadership acid reflux. This raises blood pressure among politicians across the parties.

  The French are tired of working for a living. They want earlier retirements. They want more money to spend on vacations. They want shorter work weeks(maybe 25 hours a week). They want, they want, they want more. They laugh at Americans who they say work too much. My, my. And what do we get: WOrld's number 1 economy, that's all. Oh, wait. Not all of us share the same rewards. Income inequality exists. Let's fix it. Get rid of the orange-haired Baboon. 

    Success. We got rid of him(JAnuary, 2027). The Dems have opportunities not seen in several years. The GOP is on the run after being bullied into submission by the baboon.  It will take a little time, but, thanks to Sen. Elizabeth Warren, she will be Wall St. Enemy No. 1 as she rides her bulldozer down the Street of Financial Dreams and blows apart the investment banks that have been looting the country for decades. The game is over and the "new" sheriff will make the rats of Wall St. slither back into their rat holes. Go get 'em, Liz.

    BAck in PAris, the students are hoping that elections will put the country on the right path to help students. Yes, budgets will have to be constrained, but a shift in priorities is needed to address education. It must happen, or-the Eu will have to step in and take control of france, like it did in the case of Greece and Italy. MArine La Pen & Co. wait in the 'burbs" of Paris to take over. MAybe the slippery Swiss will also have to be broought in to save France. You know, "Those" lovable Swiss bankers we all love to hate for their great personalities. I just loved the way the Swiss banking community caved to the IRS: we want account numbers or else. The great secret accounts policy dissolved in about a week. Hmmm. Great businessmen the Swiss.

Viva La france.

Oh, don't miss the new film:"De Gaulle", all about a famous Frenchman from mid-20th century Europe. 

Cyber trucks Caput

     So, Bunkie, you wanted a Cyber Truck. well, better move fast. Elon's visual nightmare vehicle has been terminated, ending in a few months. Why? L O S E R-that's why. Americans don't like ugly machines, especially ugly machines you have to drive somewhere. The Cyber p/u harkens back to the days of the Ford Edsel, another ugly machine that died an early death.  Elon decided to go ahead with this monstrosity because he "knows" better than anyone else.  This monster will be replaced with a self driving machine without steering wheel or pedals. CAn you imagine?  No rear window? What's that about? 

      Regulators, insurance companies, and police have their worl cut out dealing with this experimental vehicle.   Who's responsible when this tank on the streets- the passengers? No. How about Elon? He's responsible, sure. MAybe Putin. Maybe strump.Maybe Kushner.

      Elon is licking his woounds after he blew through $500 millions inTexas before election day trying to help Ken Paxton. What a waste of money. But that's Elon's money, which is really fake money, like rubles in Russya: fake money. Ol' Elon got it handed to him down south; he thought mmoney would tuyrn the tide his way(s).  No, sorry, MuskRat, not now.  Left California for Texas: good riddance; last thing we need in CAlifornia is another trillionaire-too many already.  Listening Zuck?  Listening Amadeo?

Go Warriors:7-in-a-row victories!!! 

Goodbye Susie Wiles: Hello Stephen Miller

    So, DJT has a shake up and a shake out outside the Oval doorway. His trusted gatekeeper, Susie Wiles, decided to step aside.  Hmmm. And she was replaced by.........Stephen Miller. How wonderful.

     This move proves one thing: DJT has no clue about how to run anything.  Now he'll have immigration 24/7. He's have I.C.E. agents stumbling around the Oval Office looking for suspects to send to African detention centers while the victims await their asylum hearings.  Immigration judges are not over joyed.

Wall Street BAnkers are Quaking in Their Boots as Elizabeth Warren Arrives as Banking Overseer

   See all those suits running aroound Wall St. this week?  Those are bankers of all stripes: deal makers, deal fakirs, investment gurus, investment soothsayers, investment deniers, investment obscurers, financial advisors, Market makers, elite school grads, academics from elite schools,  3rd generation inheritors, and on and on; they are all soiling themselves as the Wicked Witch of the North arrives on her broomstick to beat them into submission.

  Finally, a true Knight in White will take charge and kick the shit out of the rascals who control the purses of Americans everywhere.

  Welcome Sen. Warren. Now get to work and change the course of finances in this country. Enough of the graft that has damaged our reputation with the world. 

Newsom Commutes Sentences of 548 Death Row Inmates

        So, with the stroke of a pen, California Governor Gavin Newsom spared the lives of 548 inmates in state prison. Lawyers across the fruite Plain, will now have to stand in thre unemployment lines to receive benfits since they no longer can milk the system for defending 548 killers. My, oh, my, delusions of grandeur make people act weird.

      Now the 'Race for the White House' in 2028 will grow to an intensity rarely seen in the 21st Century, or 20th for that matter,   The Republican Party received its own "Death Sentence" on Tuesday, Nov. 3rd when Americans woke up to defeat the Oval Office and all the jackals who have resided there for over two years.  Goodbye to Stephen Miller, the arch advisor to the Orange -Haired Baboon, and the architect of the Immigration enforcement efforts that turned the cities in America to a ghost land of workers.

    Notably, DJT accelerated the process by firing most of his appointees over the last year or so. Most can't find work unless they become pollsters. What about RFK,Jr?  Back to drug rehab for that scum bucket. The addled brain will need oversight as he attempts to inject himself with mRNA(new, and improved version, 2026). Maybe his siblings will get him the meds he needs to survive the darkness he will enter FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE as an anomaly of the political fortunes of deranged MAGA/MAHA folk.  HIs tanning salon staffers will hardly welcome him back to the 'High intensity booth' as his face has damaged their reputation beyond repairing.

    Oh, Todd Blanche, what about that maniac?  Disbarment would be the quickest end to his corrupt career. What a sad, sad example of someone getting promoted well beyond his capabilities. He will be assigned as a librarian in an obscure law library in a state prison where "jail house" lawyers seek case law to pardon the legions of offenders behind the bars.  Good Old Todd, Boot Licker extraordinaire!! He'll be calling Tulsi Gabbard for advice, and maybe Steve Bannon, but Steve is not taking any calls unless from Rahm Emanuel.

What an historic election in the USA. Mad Vlad is jealous.  5,00 lawyers are looking for clients this morning in California.