So, the senior economist of the USA, Master Deal Maker, appropriator of Nobel Gold Medal, Decider-in-Chief, Commander -in-Chief Hisself, has decided that the Danes aren't really thinking about strategic positioning in the Atlantic Ocean when he his.
The Great Supreme Leader of the Western Hemisphere has torn up past deals and is now working on his version of the "new Deal" or "trumpie Deal". Not tokens or coins, memes, or fake art with his name on it, he demands that Greenland come over to his side and take a new position of honor among western nations and abandon all that Danish history. Why not? Think of the future with the USA in your corner. What could go wrong?
So, the Supreme Leader has spoken to the world: give in or give up. Sounds like an announcement from the Kremlin, or Tehran, or Beijing, or Pyongyang. Not Washington, DC. Will Italy now have its pasta products taxed, again/ After enduring a recent tariff on pasta products that were lifted, now they could be back shortly. Oh, the curse. Oh, the pain. Why can't people just get along. Hmm.
What is coming next: oil tanker takeovers; more tariffs; more saber rattling, more threats of attacks/bombings, deportations; no more visas; no more research partnerships from disfavored nations, and on and on and on. Mental health issues, certainly. And he complains about the ayatollahs.
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