Monday, April 7, 2025

Social Security on the Fritz

   So, all you old farts who want your benefits soon. Oh, techno bros have decided that they don't need no stinking computer geeks. Too expensive. Oh, the web site is down: overloaded the servers. Go away, you old farts. Go knit.

    Go walk the yapper. Feed the cats. How dare you ask for your benefit. The nerve. Oh, it was a pension payment. Just be patient. It will be there sometime.

     Golf is the game. Not your benefits. Go watch TV. Final 4 Championship on TV tonight. Go watch and stay off the computer for a few more weeks.

    Go to the driving range and hit a few buckets of balls. Good for the lungs. Try a painting class. Pickle Ball?

    Don't worry, the system will be up shortly in a few months or so.

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