Wednesday, February 15, 2023

Balloons Over Groceries

      The Mayor went grocery shopping the other day. While pushing the cart around the aisles, he noticed a tethered bouquet of fancy mylar coated helium-filled brightly colored balloons. The Mayor immediately called the F.B.I. to inform them that the Chinese have now sent spies to American grocery stores and an investigation is warranted.

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