Russyan Workers On Leave

       Working today?  Nyet, spasyba(thank you).  The Kremlin told me to stay home.  There are too many Russyans dying in Mother Russya of COvid-19.  How is this possible?  We in Russya have Mr. Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin handling the reins of our government.  And he loves us.  Hmmmm.  Perhaps that love is only a wish, or maybe a dream.  What comes from the Kremlin is more manure than love.  So, the workers will sit in front of their allowed propaganda outlet(TV) and swallow more of the same as Mad Vlad pulls more levers to manipulate opinions and sell his dictatorship to the vodka-swilling Slavs, Tatars, Cossacks, etc., who are stuck on the Steppes for at least another winter.   Hope the permafrost doesb't melt under my hovel this year.