Man Vlad is off to Indjah to visit Modi, the new Prime. Now how did this come about? Vlad 's got domestic problems, so he goes abroad. Smart. Going to India? Smart. He steals Obama's thunder. How? Well, the Prez is going to.........India! By JOve! Who's reading Obama's mail? The FSB, of course. have to keep up with the Romanovs, or Popoffs, or Obamas.
Russyia is currently doing about $10 billions worth of trade with the Subcontinent. A paltry amount in a market thrice the size of Europe. Maybe Vlad sees something. Maybe if he can get his toe in the door, he can sell a little gas, or a little steel, or a little diamonds. Diamonds, you say?
Diamonds have been a sizeable Russyian commodity for almost 40 years. When they broke the DeBeers cartel, money flowed into the Kremlin. Now, we don't hear much about the diamond market in Russyia; but it exists and is robust for its size.
I expect we'll soon see photos of Vlad on the Ganges, Vlad in the Himalayas, Vlad in a sari, Vlad on a bejeweled elefant, Vlad with a turban topped head, and maybe even a photo of a bare chested Vlad with ballooning trousers and a kris at his belt. Ohhh the thought.
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