Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Town transport

The mayor's Staff car
The official mayor's vehicle: the vintage 1975 Honda Civic, was finally running after consultations with a number of automotive engineers.  It was determined that the carb was the issue and after direct application of carb booster fluid, the golden buggy was purring like the proverbial kitten.  A test ride through the 'hood demonstrated the vehicle's readiness to resume duties as the mayor's office No. 1 staff economy ride.  Future projects may include new upholstery, new seats, and new safety equipment(roll bar), air bags, sirens, light bars, loudspeakers, and undercarriage armorplate.

1 comment:

  1. First on the list is a cd player, then an undercarriage armorplate.

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