Zelensky Rebuffs Trumpie

      Volodymyr Zelensky, president of Ukraine, met with Pres. trumpie in the White House today, ostensibly to sign an accord that would afford security commitments by the USA for Ukraine security while fighting Russyan army units in Ukraine. Trumpie verbally abused Mr. Zelensky after which Mr. Zelensky and Mr. trumpie called off the signing of any documents related to the mineral exchange for security guarantees.

     So, Americans everywhere can thank the South African Jackal and the Orange-Haired baboon for another failure in diplomacy.

Steph Curry Has a Big Night

       Golden State Warriors point guard, Steph Curry, put on a big show last night in a regular season game against the Orlando Magic. He started the game at a regular clip. As the clock moved forward, Curry adjusted his tempo: shifting the momentum to Golden State. By virtue of his uncanny ability, he started dropping 3-point shots with aplomb. The Warrior's lead opened up.

      By the 3rd quarter, the crowd sensed that they were witness to a very memorable night. He scored 22 points- in the 3rd quarter alone. Defensively, the Warrior's efforts were slipping, and the Magic closed the gap, getting to w/i 6 points in the 4th quarter. But Curry continued his"magic" dropping more 3's on the opponents. He finished the night with 56 points, putting his career among the best of the NBA greats. He had 12 3-point baskets.

      Well done, Mr. Curry.

What 5 things Did I Do Last Week at My Job

Joining with millions of workers, I listed 5 things here that I accomplished: 1. Arrived at office fully dressed. 50 points 2. Greeted all office staff with appropriate salutations. 50 points 3. Moved bowels appropriately in room identified as a Men's restroom, not all gender, transgender, or gender neutral. 100 points 4. Answered multiple inquiries from 2 clients interested in advertised positions. 75 points 5. Passed wind without causing significant change in CO2 within 2 square miles. 60 points Point Total: 335 points: qualifying for bonus pay of 1.5% annually